What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
We had a discussion about roses.
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?