What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
Why do cows wear bells?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
It's allergy season again?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
