Where do books love to go on vacation?
A theme park.
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
