Where do books love to go on vacation?
A theme park.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do nosey peppers do?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why was the math book sad?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you call octopus twins?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?