What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do math teachers eat?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?