What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Bakin'.
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
When should you start writing a book?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What bee is good for your health?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What's E.T. short for?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you call a famous turtle?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
