What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the painter say to the wall?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do bees chew?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?