What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Bakin'.
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Which animals make the best football players?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?