What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why was the dog so popular?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?