What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Which cats have the best manners?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Which is the worst season?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?