What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why is a computer so smart?
What vegetables make the best music?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Which music festival was full of lumber?
