How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Roman numerals, IX.
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?