How does the sun listen to music?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How does a witch play loud music?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?