How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Roman numerals, IX.
Who granted the fish a wish?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
How do you get straight A's?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
When should baseball players wear armor?
