Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you eat on July 5th?
It's allergy season again?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What musical instrument is the best typist?