Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the frog starve?
What do fish use for glasses?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What's the scariest letter?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?