What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
What did autumn say to summer?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?