What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the computer run out of money?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?