What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
Who invented fractions?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Which state has the best streets?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Which animals make the best football players?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What is the biggest ant in the world?