What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
How does a taco bless the table?
When do cows get tired?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Which cats love to be petted?