What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
How do you make antifreeze?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
