Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What did the airline worker name her child?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Which relative loves rice?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?