Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Which subject has two parts?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
