Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
How much does freedom weigh?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?