Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?