Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
How do locomotives know where to go?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What is the color of the wind?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What bee is good for your health?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?