Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Where do goldfish go camping?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
How did the tree get lost?
Why are frogs always happy?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?