Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Where do chips wear socks?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Which condiment adds the most kick?