How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Say: they're, there, their.
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why was the bunny upset?