Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
How did the tree get lost?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?