Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?