How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Say: they're, there, their.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why was the mime upset?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
