Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
How does a witch play loud music?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What is a mom's favorite game?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?