On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
How do frogs get to work?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?