Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
They love to dance the night away!
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What animals make the best students?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What kind of store would a dog own?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?