How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you call a pig thief?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you call a famous turtle?