Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
They love to dance the night away!
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What's the opposite of irony?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?