Why are trees always so positive?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Families are like fudge.
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why are winter days great?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?