Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
I broke my finger!
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What animals make the best students?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?