What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Cheerio!
Where does food go to take a nap?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What is a tree's least favorite month?