What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Cheerio!
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
