How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?