What sport is always getting in trouble?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What animal floats best?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?