What dog wears contact lenses?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?