What game can you play while eating dinner?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call a tired tree?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.