Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Baggage claim.
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?