What tree has the most bark?
The dogwood.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call stolen cheese?
What shape has a knighthood?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's a cat's favorite color?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
