What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
How do you make a bandstand?
What did summer say to spring?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the frog starve?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do elves learn in school?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?