What tree has the most bark?
The dogwood.
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
How was the wedding?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What shape has a knighthood?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the baby laptop call her father?