What tree has the most bark?
The dogwood.
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Which fly makes films?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Where do colds go on vacation?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?