What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What day do hands always go to church?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?