Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do insects learn at school?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you say if you meet a toad?