What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What school subject really rocks?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?