What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Feyoncé.
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
How long will dinner be?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
