What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?