What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
What kind of bird can write?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?