What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
The dog has a louder bark.
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What animal floats best?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What's the opposite of irony?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?