What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
The dog has a louder bark.
How do you grill cheese?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What animal has the most fun?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
