What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
The dog has a louder bark.
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the frog starve?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?