Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?