Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why was the cat so small?