Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What's the friendliest pen?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why was the picture sent to jail?