Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Where was Noah born?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
