What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What tree has the most bark?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do fish use for glasses?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?