What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
A whee-bra!
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Where do surfers go to school?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What's E.T. short for?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
