What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What fish only swims at night?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?