Why do football players make great fishermen?
They always have a tackle box.
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why do cubes make great referees?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What animal likes to party the most?