Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What insect runs away from everything?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?