Why do football players make great fishermen?
They always have a tackle box.
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What is another name for a cow?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Which dogs love to study science?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What's the richest basketball team?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
