What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did March say to the madness?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why did the frog starve?