Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
How does a taco bless the table?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?