Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did electricity win the race?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Where do hamsters come from?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?