Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What do you call a Russian flea?
Where do they produce Christian films?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What birds make average students?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
