When do astronauts eat?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why are English teachers so smart?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Where do horses reside?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the fish blush?