What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Pickleball.
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What fish sings the best?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What is the smallest lion?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why was the spider so smart?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?