What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Which animals make the best football players?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What season begins with a thud?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Where does food go to take a nap?
How do animals blend into the desert?
How do you make a bandstand?
It's allergy season again?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?