What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Pickleball.
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Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
How do automobiles fly?
Why don't ants get sick?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
