What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What math figure is also in the band?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
