What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Shear madness!
What bee is good for your health?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
