What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Where does breakfast live?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?