Why was the storm actually calm?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why is summer always sad?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?