What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Shear madness!
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What birds always travel in twos?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?