What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Bernadette.
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
