What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Bernadette.
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What color are all the books in the library?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?