Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Which family member is always relieved?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?