Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What's the holiest insect?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why was the fish so smart?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's the most masculine animal?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What math figure is also in the band?