Why was the dog overweight?
He liked to chow chow down!
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?