Why was the dog overweight?
He liked to chow chow down!
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is the color of the wind?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why do cats always get what they want?
