Why was the dog overweight?
He liked to chow chow down!
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Which dogs love to study science?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?