Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What fish only swims at night?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What siblings are always sad?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
