Why is winter considered holy?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why are all priests fit?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Where would you put an injured insect?