What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What animals make the best students?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call a crate of ducks?