Which dogs love to study science?
Lab-radors.
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
