Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What food is a man's best friend?
What's the opposite of irony?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?