What's a direction's favorite holiday?
East-er.
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why did the cow cross the road?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Do dads always snore?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
