Why do two skunks argue?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?