Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
How do automobiles fly?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
How do scientists freshen their breath?