What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
How do bears keep cool?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the foal cough?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What's the beach's favorite movie?