Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why do all the planets get along?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?