What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Kitty litter.
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?