What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Someone stole my mood ring!
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?