What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Kitty litter.
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What animal knows kung fu?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
