What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
A forklift driver.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?