What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
A forklift driver.
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why are trees always so positive?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
