What is a cow's dream job?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
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What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?