What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What is a table you can eat?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?