Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What's the holiest insect?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?