Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
They can always get people to pony up.
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
