Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
They can always get people to pony up.
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?