What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
How did the tree get lost?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
A book just fell on my head.
How much money does a skunk have?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?