Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
They can always get people to pony up.
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you give a sick lemon?
How do fireflies start a race?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?