Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
They can always get people to pony up.
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?