What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Seasonal depression.
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?