How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?