What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
A tee shirt.
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why are goats so funny?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
How are mountains able to see?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
When do astronauts eat?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What fish only swims at night?
Where do old bowling balls end up?