What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
A tee shirt.
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do fairies always drink?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why do math teachers love March?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What's a frog's favorite sport?