What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
A tee shirt.
What do British people and golfers have in common?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Where do clowns go on vacation?