What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
A tee shirt.
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you call two birds in love?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
