What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
How did the tree get lost?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What day is your mom always right?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?