What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why are turtles so shy?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?