What do you call a sad latte?
Depresso.
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
How are mountains able to see?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Families are like fudge.
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
