What do you call a sad latte?
Depresso.
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why do bees gossip?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?