What do you call a sad latte?
Depresso.
What should you wear to a tea party?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you find at the end of everything?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?