Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
Where do baby apes sleep?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
When do mice play every day?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?