Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
How does the moon cut her hair?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
