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What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
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What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?