Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you give a sick pig?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What bee is good for your health?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?