What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
How are mountains able to see?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?