Why did the barber win the race?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Which dog belongs in a band?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?