Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why is winter considered holy?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
How do you organize a space party?