What day is your mom always right?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
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