What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?