What is time's favorite breed of dog?
A Clocker Spaniel.
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?