What is time's favorite breed of dog?
A Clocker Spaniel.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?