What is time's favorite breed of dog?
A Clocker Spaniel.
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What is the strongest animal?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What utensil does water use to eat?
