What is time's favorite breed of dog?
A Clocker Spaniel.
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?