What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Fetch.
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why is furniture so generous?
