What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Fetch.
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?