Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the foal cough?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?