Why do Olympians never overheat?
Because they have a lot of fans.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Where do hamsters come from?
What does a dog say before eating?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
I'm not a bad putter.
What does an evil hen lay?
What is the color of the wind?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
