What did the shower say to the toilet?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
A book just fell on my head.
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?