Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How do bees get to school?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?