Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?