Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why do cats love to work?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?