There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?