Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
