Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
How do you make a cow float?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
How can you farm during the winter?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
