Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why are frogs always happy?
What's a bat's favorite game?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Where do T-Rexes shop?