Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
She was told to open up.
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why is grass so dangerous?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
