Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
She was told to open up.
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Which elf is the best singer?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How does a cow do math?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's the holiest insect?