What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why didn't the melons get married?