Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
She was told to open up.
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What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
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Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
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Why is grass so dangerous?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
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Do dads always snore?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do little fish love to play with?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Which dogs love to study science?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?