Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What's a forklift?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?