What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What makes music in your hair?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why was the fabric always laughing?