What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What siblings are always sad?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
When do cows get tired?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?