Why did the echo get detention?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Which animals make the best football players?
What does an evil hen lay?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why are cars magic?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?