What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
How do you arrest a pig?
Families are like fudge.
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?