What do minions always put in their salads?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
When do cows get tired?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do bees say in the summer?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why are cars magic?