What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What sports are both plant-based?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why are stones so good at music?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?