Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why was the bud so shy?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What kind of water do fireworks like?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?