What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?