Where do tough ducks come from?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
It's allergy season again?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?