What do you call a Russian flea?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What was the first animal in space?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?