How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What does a dog say before eating?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What car can't keep a secret?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why do cows go to New York?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What birds make average students?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?