What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What animal likes to party the most?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What words make the best athletes?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?