What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You may think it's R, but it's really the C that they love.
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What animal floats best?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?