What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You may think it's R, but it's really the C that they love.
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?